10) You might be a dachshund if you’re tail is longer than you are tall…
9) You might be a dachshund if you’ve heard all the sausage dog jokes a kajillion times each…
8) You might be a dachshund if every Halloween your human drags out the Hot Dog costume…
7) You might be a dachshund if you have trouble seeing over the grass if the yard man is more than a couple of days late…
6) You might be a dachshund if you’d rather take a nap under your favorite blanket than harass the family cat…
5) You might be a dachshund if you’re constantly referred to by strangers as the ‘wiener dog’…
4) You might be a dachshund if you have trouble finding sweaters with sleeves that you don’t trip on while walking…
3) You might be a dachshund if you’d rather leave a special present for your human in the middle of the hallway than traipse through wet cold grass in the morning…
2) You might be a dachshund if you think the world should revolve around you…
1) You might be a dachshund if the world actually does revolve around you…
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