Dachshund Tails » Top 10 http://dachshundtails.com Anything Dachshund! Sun, 29 Aug 2010 00:05:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Top 10 nicknames ‘fit’ for a dachshund… http://dachshundtails.com/2009/11/22/top-10-nicknames-fit-for-a-dachshund/ http://dachshundtails.com/2009/11/22/top-10-nicknames-fit-for-a-dachshund/#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:44:00 +0000 Kim http://dachshundtails.com/?p=231 10) Sausage Dog

9) Doxie (or Dachsie)

8) Oscar Mayer Dog

7) Wienerschnitzel Dog

6) Shortie

5) Brat (or Bratwurst)

4) Stretch

3) Frankfurter Dog

2) Hot Dog

1) Weenie Dog (or Wiener Dog)

A dachshund by any other name is still two dogs long and a half a dog high! :-)

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10) You might be a dachshund if you’re tail is longer than you are tall…

9) You might be a dachshund if you’ve heard all the sausage dog jokes a kajillion times each…

8) You might be a dachshund if every Halloween your human drags out the Hot Dog costume…

7) You might be a dachshund if you have trouble seeing over the grass if the yard man is more than a couple of days late…

6) You might be a dachshund if you’d rather take a nap under your favorite blanket than harass the family cat…

5) You might be a dachshund if you’re constantly referred to by strangers as the ‘wiener dog’…

4) You might be a dachshund if you have trouble finding sweaters with sleeves that you don’t trip on while walking…

3) You might be a dachshund if you’d rather leave a special present for your human in the middle of the hallway than traipse through wet cold grass in the morning…

2) You might be a dachshund if you think the world should revolve around you…

1) You might be a dachshund if the world actually does revolve around you…

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9) A dachshund is the epitome of “great things come in small packages”.

8) Dachshund’s make really great heating pads.

7) I’ll take picking up dachshund poop over great dane poop any day!

6) Most dachshunds love to snuggle.

5) A dachshund can provide hours of entertainment in any setting.

4) Dachshund’s look good in almost any outfit.

3) If I ever need a badger, my dachshund can help me find one.

2) Dachshunds are just so darn cute!

1) A dachshund’s love is both endless and priceless.

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