Top 10 reasons you might be a dachshund…

Author: Kim  //  Category: Misc, Top 10

 

10) You might be a dachshund if you’re tail is longer than you are tall…

9) You might be a dachshund if you’ve heard all the sausage dog jokes a kajillion times each…

8) You might be a dachshund if every Halloween your human drags out the Hot Dog costume…

7) You might be a dachshund if you have trouble seeing over the grass if the yard man is more than a couple of days late…

6) You might be a dachshund if you’d rather take a nap under your favorite blanket than harass the family cat…

5) You might be a dachshund if you’re constantly referred to by strangers as the ‘wiener dog’…

4) You might be a dachshund if you have trouble finding sweaters with sleeves that you don’t trip on while walking…

3) You might be a dachshund if you’d rather leave a special present for your human in the middle of the hallway than traipse through wet cold grass in the morning…

2) You might be a dachshund if you think the world should revolve around you…

1) You might be a dachshund if the world actually does revolve around you…

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